@seanmcken

The following is a free and libre advice for the rest of your life (because, you know, I'm this kind of guy; the kind that gives advices, not the kind that usually do things for free )

Pay a little respect to people that you intend to target with your requests: even if English is not your native language (and that's not mine), learn how to spell and be careful of the words you use, then, maybe, someone will be able to read your prose and fulfill your demands.