"What’s next? Will the company eventually hire folks to slap Androids directly out of the hands of consumers out in public? Well, we wouldn’t be surprised."

Ahahaha, Elop finally gets a task he really excels at!

Come on, let's cut that head, err, cra*p off and move on. This drama is embarrassing enough now.

( By the way, if Elop's not available, i'm confident enough that quite some TMO members would apply as well. I've heard the Swedish are pretty hot at it! )