I was wondering if anybody knew of a program or simple script that can intercept SMS and play a random audio file from a folder.

I have a lot of funny audio clips and wanted to have them play at random when i get an SMS.

Now i have already made a few scripts in the past but my memory sometime works like RAM and gets "reset" and im drawing blanks on how to even do DBUS right now, even thou i made something like this for the simple brightness in the past.