For no particular reason, that's all he's good for, unfortunately... But, why do you care? Aren't you the guy that gave up on the promise of desktop Linux/FOSS making the transition to embedded/mobile years go? Aren't you the guy who thinks Android only is more than good enough?
What would be really cool and awesome idea was if someone could do a documentary of the competing underdog OSes. The viewer could watch the progress and see how hard the crows are working. Interviews, attend some arranged meetings, follow some worker a whole day during release day, stuff like that. Jolla vs Tizen vs Ubuntu. (firefox doesn't fit in the idea yet). The series would be called Game of... OS. If the documentary won't be created it's a solid marketing strategy to create your own video story. Hope jolla, Ubuntu or Tizen can do that.