Yeah, except actual truth. Are you sure you don't want to try some numbers? C'mon, it'll be fun. I'll give you the dates, and you fill in the blanks and have a good cry. And we only have to talk about stuff that happened after Steve Jobs announced the first iPhone (January 9, 2007).

I have a great scenario where you get to short the stock under the old regime, and then you can buy some back under Elop. Care to play?