@Mentalist
Re parcours/parkour:
I did not know that! (so can be seen like 'freeriding' of mountainbiking?)

Re vkb:
here is your badly desired solution.
Get it from there. Or grab my attachment (incl. my vkbs), extract to /home/user/.config/meego-keyboard/layouts/, reboot and select in settings the new layout(s). Of course you may tinker with them and update in that thread...

I really hope you get your hands on a used/new N(eo)900 soon [as even above does not satisfy hw keyboarder]. But until then enjoy the N9, it is worth it.
--edit
it is worth it, but ...
... imagine why I needed to add that .txt (uploading from N9 )