@kollin, have you tried installing from one of the non-Google stores?
Dear Enemy: may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment.
How to tell Heretics from Catholics?Papal legate Arnaud Amalric answers :Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.(Kill them all, the Lord will recognise His own.)
“Get thee to Hell, where Asmodeus himself may suckle upon your diseased teat!” Barnabas Collins