I'm not sure if this has gone through someones mind, but is it possible to run OS2007 on N810?

I bring this up because i want to run some Office Apps such as Abiword and Gnumeric and whatever else PIM apps are out there. I know that there is a new Gnumeric to OS2008, but it does not function 100%.

What I basically want is to be able to edit Word documents and Excel spreadsheets. A good PIM would be nice and most importantly, be able to surf the web including flash videos.

If there are alternatives, I am open for suggestions.

P.S. I have already tried KDE and it's too slow and not refined enough for me.

Thanks,