FedEx is worse.

I swear the last 3 places I lived at, the FedEx tracking site would show my package was out for delivery at 6AM, but wouldn't actually be at my house until after 5PM sometimes 7PM. Does the guy take 10+ hours to empty out his truck of packages?

And at one place (St. Petersburg, Florida), despite me putting a sign on my door asking them to knock as I was home, being at home all day waiting, looking out the window every ~5 minutes, they often said that the package wasn't deliverable and they would attempt redelivery the next day! I worked a graveyard shift and I would stay up all day watching the window and the FedEx tracking site just to find out it would be delivered the next day ... after 5PM of course.

I thought they were so fast the snow doesn't melt when they do a Miami delivery.