Maybe we need to add more disclaimers, too:

-don't eat your tablet
-don't leave your tablet in the oven
-don't use your tablet as a shovel, hammer or prybar
-do not use your tablet in the jacuzzi
-do not use your tablet as part of protective riot gear



Seriously, as I've said before in already existing threads on this subject: this is not the catastrophe a few make it out to be. It's a shipping protector with a tab that occasionally fails. It IS explained in the instructions-- you know, the ones people apparently refuse to read.

Carry on. No crisis after all, folks.