- was in Seattle in the mid-80s at a high-end hotel for a conference... - i get in the elevator to go up to my room and there are four or five big guys in there... really tall, muscular... - so i say, "Oh, sports players?" - one of 'em pipes up and says, "Yea, Mariners." - so i say, "Oh, I don't watch hockey." - it was really, really quiet for the rest of the ride.