I suppose you could always look for an online flash game or perhaps a Dos version that can run in Dosbox.

I found these two but haven't personally checked them out myself:

http://www.mindviz.com/texas_holdem.php

http://www.facebook.com/apps/applica...?id=2389801228

And please don't kiss me... That's just, that's just, oh god... easy stomach, don't turn over.... I fed you well this morning...