So... no new countdowns?

iPhone 6 and 6 Plus released, and consequently bending far too easily with a wonky update that's breaking phones (8.0.1). So perhaps a countdown to when that'll be fixed?

BlackBerry Passport has been released and it's a $599 USD 1440x1440 keyboard having weirdness that's as square as a stamp basically. Countdown to the negative reviews from the iFans perhaps?

Or with the talk about disbanding the Maemo Council... perhaps a countdown for that?

Or let's just pick a day, way out like the Mayans did and countdown to that long-count style. Who's with me?