A transation for the remaining 15%:

"I, like the majority of the population, am a dummy.

I had a screwdriver back in the day, it still works but hasn't been picked up in four years or more.

I still like assembling the odd flat-pack furnture even though I don't like DIY enough to consider going to the garage and fetching the toolcase.

A decent hammer, good enough to bang the screw in is more than sufficient, but because it is all I have it [must] meet those needs."