Couldn't really find a better thread for this and I didn't think it was worth its own thread, but:

Who is this guy, and why is he so unbelievably obsessed with the browser? How does he not know that a title of a post is not meant to be a short story? Why does he make so many requests? Why does he keep making so many edits to his posts to correct things literally no one cares about (word order that isn't even incorrect, changing commas to periods and such)?

Truly, this is the greatest mystery I have ever encountered (other than 'Cicada 3301', which I also recently stumbled upon).