I'm afraid that you, me, Dali and the ocelot will all be gone by the end of tomorrow.
Didn't you know? The original interpretations of the Mayan end of the world in 2012 were wrong.
The actual day is 15th May 2015:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines...rld-postponed/
http://www.ghosttheory.com/2013/01/20/the-end-is-near

How's that for a countdown?