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Originally Posted by Karel Jansens View Post
As to the porn question: You don't hide it; you proudly display your non-conformist lifestyle and claim you don't care that you can't get a girlfriend.
A man goes into the opticians

Man: "Please help me, I think I'm going blind"
Optician: "It's no good, you're going to have to stop masturbating"
Man: "Is that why I'm going blind?"
Optician: "No, but it's upsetting my other customers!"
 

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