Ach ...I don't drink either...
except when it is unbearably hot...then a beer tastes so good...
or when it's unbearably cold ...then a tot of whisky warms the body...
otherwise... if the weather is middling...80% of the year..
I don't touch a drop..
so that makes me a quasi-teetotaller I suppose..

well ..we have some of the cleanest water on the planet out here where I live...
and the best air quality too...(thank goodness those recent wildfires stopped choking us ...that was a rough few days of still trapped smoky air...incredibly rare...)...
Fact is we have a glacier (for now) just a couple hours north of us...if you want fresh 10 000 + yr old frozen water...say it is the best thing for longevity...
Non-alc.-wise ...I make the meanest ice tea ...and my lady makes a fabulous refreshing chilled apple-cinnamon iced tea with fresh mint and sliced citrus...very nice very crisp.
So yeah man....standing invite to stay the weekend with us if you are ever out this way ......
Love to have you...