You've said many things Dave. (Although you've deleted a whole lot of your posts as well...) I know you're just being facetious here. But, let me go ahead and dig through this thread for a few things you've said: (This would have been May 1) (This on July 1, so a late August prediction.) (This on July 6, so prediction of July 26th.) (An ominous prediction indeed.) But do enjoy your Surface Pro 3! It really is a beautiful device.