This.

Still remember our family's iPad 1 32GB 3G whatever, it was a gift

Setup full of useful software, and being used for study and work for about 2 years..

until somebody got bored and decided to press update and the device became junk. Slower OS, some software no longer compatible etc..

I'm thinking to find check the best Sailfish (memory it was around end of 2014 where these OOM issues started to really show.) Revert to it and see which software can still be installed, then remove Jolla account and just use the damn thing until it disintegrates.