This might sound a bit heretic, but what if you could stuff your UX experience (reusing a bit of middleware, but not all the privacy invading **** and on no UX) on top of any Android hardware out there with less than 1 day worth of porting effort?
.. Except it would require not using a Mer-based (or for that matter any GNU/Linux) OS and leaving your favourite technologies behind, for the easier spreading. That'd be a lot easier, wouldn't it?