Sad to read.
That whole matter seems to really bug you.

1. Most of us are cool & calm because there are still chances to recieve the Tablets and have official support. In this special situation one measure to assure the slightes possibility of this happening, is not to shout all over da frickin intanet like someone already stole your weed. Or question the sanity of your fellows like above.

2. Parse many if not all things written here with your sarcasm glasses on.
Most of the people are sure quite unhappy with the situation and choose to express theyr feelings with a big portion of gallows humor. That mostly comes from having "exprience" with this kind of situations.

3. Yes, from all we know it is truly possible our "recently" invested ~200-300€ go down with the ship because of euphemistic management operations.
But is that really worth spending a huge amount of precious lifetime you could use to evolve personally into trying impropable chances to teach others lessons they will possibly not even get. meeh.

4. I am waiting on two maxed out tablets and can say even in worst case i already have paid much more in life to gain single valubale lessons comparable to not put all my money on one horse, like in this case.

In sincere hope you get over it or regain your mood in case of very late delivery.