Endso's (personal) Simplest (even for Nokiabot ) , easiest, healthiest (at least until the spiced rum is added ) , cheapest and least ingredient Egg Nog Recipe.

1 blender or electric handmixer.
1 good sized bowl and a jug to pour the mix in afterward for the fridge.

In the bowl 2 beaten eggs (do these 1st)
then throw in the rest of the ingredients below...
blend toss in the jug ...chill...consume (makes 3-ish servings...extrapolate for additional servings)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 dash ground nutmeg
2 1/2 cups milk (2% is fine...even 1%)
3 tablespoons of sugar (raw sugar can be substituted if desired)

yet again for alcool ...
I suggest a spiced rum it makes for a smooth rich addition.
3 (or 4) parts nog to 1 part spiced rum.
pinch of cinnamon on top.
long spoon..
stir vigorously to mix 'er all up
drink
hic

This recipe is lite and easy on the waistline.
As a consequence it is very easy to drink this all day long.
suggestions:
buy a few dozen eggs and a few gallons of milk as a consequence.
also suggested sze of spiced rum bottle should be in excess of 40 ounces...
heed these warnings...
otherwise it won't be long and you will be fuzzily weaving down the street to the grocer looking for more ingredients...