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Originally Posted by gerbick View Post
So wait... folks are getting their refunds and there's still conspiracy theories being passed around?
Yes indeed! To explain this, we need to delve into the theory of conspiracy theories, to examine this phenomenon from the point of view of a true Conspiracy Theoretician. As we all know, a conspiracy is normally created when an individual or group wishes to keep certain facts or events hidden from the public. However, the public at large seems to enjoy discovering conspiracies, and will create fictional conspiracies even in the absence of true conspiracies, just to have something to discuss. This, of course, leads to the suggestion that there is in fact a conspiracy in effect to create new conspiracy theories; and, thus, we reach the theory of the Recursive Conspiracy Theory, a self-perpetuating series of theories of conspiracies to create new conspiracy theories.

In short: yeah, this can keep going on forever...