I found some other devices.
It seems windows has saturated the umpc market..
Hardware may be old..
or heck..
Maybe even vaporware...

The important thing is that I have links to what I imagine to be the closest to your preferences.

These features are included:
>Hwkb
>Resistive Touch (decent resolution)
>At least semi-pocketable (Hopefully..)
>Theoretically good Battery Life
>Wifi

Behold.

(Prices from High to Low)

Viliv N5 $700
Used Condition (Amazon)

Not much could be found (after light searching) on the specs other than on a umpc wiki..

"Features GPS, Wifi, Bluetooth, 3G availability, (unknown) SSD options with Intel Z520 Processors and integrated GMA500 graphics with hardware acceleration for H264 HD video playback."
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HTC Shift X9500 UMPC $310.58

SPECS:
Dual Operating System:
Microsoft Windows Vista Business 32-Bit (notebook mode)
SnapVUE (PDA mode)

-Processor-
Intel A110 Stealey CPU 800 MHz (for Windows Vista)
ARM11 CPU (for SnapVUE)[2]

-Memory and Storage-
2 GB RAM (notebook mode)
64 MB RAM (PDA mode)
40/60 GB HDD
Intel GMA 950 graphics
SD card slot

-Communications-

Quad band GSM / GPRS / EDGE (data only): GSM 850, GSM 900, GSM 1800, GSM 1900
Triband UMTS / HSDPA (data only): UMTS 850, UMTS 1900, UMTS 2100
Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g
Bluetooth v2.0

-Screen-
7" display
Active TFT touchscreen, 16M colors
800 x 480 pixels (Wide-VGA), 7 inches

-Other Goodies-

USB port
QWERTY keyboard
Handwriting recognition
Fingerprint Recognition
Ringtones
MP3
Dual speakers

http://www.electronicsforce.com/htc-...tml#googlebase

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OQO MODEL 3
3G, Windows 7, Z550 2.0GHz, 128GB SSD, 2GB RAM
Ethernet, Bluetooth 2.1,USB 2.0,Wifi
4.8" active matrix 1024X600 OLED

Has been seen running Ubuntu,Debian, Suse, Fedora,etc on a seemingly acceptable level.

"A user on the OQO talk message board has released a slightly modified Ubuntu installer specifically for the OQO that works without having to specify custom installer boot options."
<- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OQO#Linux_on_OQO_devices

http://auberry.blidoo.us/oqo-model-0...ere-75189.html
(there are other devices to choose from here.. Proceed with caution..)

Approx. $400 (lists the same device with two different prices)