That was pretty good. Compared to that, my responses to spam were downright mean. For example, something like this: "Dear XY, thank you for your resent update on the number of grenades and machine guns to overthrow your hated government. The shipment will be delivered the usual way. Please do not make the same mistake as the last time. Some of the cocaine you sent back as a payment was of poorer quality than agreed. I trust you that was not iintentional." I usually did not hear from the same sender again.