"Funnily" may have been lost in translation (not a native speaker here), and not to be taken exactly as "funny".
I'm just playing devil's advocate there, trying to point out that everybody has needs/wants that a lot of device can fit, yet cannot find one that fits all : availability, support, OS of choice, freedom, open source, up to date software from big cloud companies, performance, camera, keyboard, screen size...
Main problems with the services you and other (me included obviously) need, is that we depends on the service provider to dictate us the platform they support...
And that's not something where niche platforms like ours have a lot to say (except using standards protocols).