@chen I'm a bit sorry for you because of how fast the thread degraded (tank pictures et al), so here's one to lighten your mood a bit:

When I told my dearest about the admittedly nice story in the first post (the media will love it, given you've been here for ages) she just looked me in the eye and said: "So you're going to 'need' to buy yet another one, ain't you?"

I haven't figured out what would happen to me if I actually did do it, but there's a chance.