I just can't...
I just can't do it...
your arguments are sound...
the statements you make are sane...
but...

overshadowing everything..
I can't take anything you say seriously...
I just can't...
I can't help it...

it's your username ...man...
every single time I try to read your posts...
I just start with a suppressed chortling ...then it just erupts into giggling and then outright laughter..
Marshall Banana...
mmmhmm-mmmhahahahaahahaaaaa....
I'm sorry ...
can't help it..
it is just such a good choice for a username..
so good it is overwhelmingly distracting ...