Ok....guys got an idea...
I'm callin' the ones currently here ...just in this thread.....
Out.

I SEE YOU THERE...
you 26...erp ...29... odd "guest" ghost-people / bots / what-have-yous !
Hell
At "this " exact moment there are almost 10 000 "guests site wide...
I can't remember the last time we crested 500 guests...
WTF
come on...some one pipe up ...
we're on to you ...

You can't see who is all here...being unregistered "guests"
But we see your numbers...and of course we see quite plainly those registered folks here....

Fess up!
What is the ulterior motive for so many of you!
Dave needs to know...

He gets anxious when it is possible it could be aliens...
So pipe up ...and tel us...
before his seizures start again..