Never Ever ever EVER guess Maemish....

And newbie....
don't know about anyone else ....but I never cared for the term...
So I call all folks who are new here..(.in case they don't stick around...that way I don't need to spend the time committing to memory a person and name that doesn't stay...and so be a complete waste of synapses ...) at least a few months ...if not years...
So all new people ...until they stick it out...I call "Newmo"
It is convenient.
Stick around long enough and everyone I am sure will remember your name.

The only person to buck this trend is Maemish....
He hasn't been here that long yet...
But has indelibly left his unique stamp of authoritarian paranoia ...
And so I and others recall him easily..
However....
It is sadly only a matter of time before any of 122 nations 3-letter divisions ...end up tracking him down to some public lavatory he happens to be using..
And the next thing, "BLAMMO!" ..
All that is left is a smouldering shoe beside the public toilet,
A missing Maemish report in the local paper,
And his face on milk cartons...

So it is only a matter of time for poor Maemish...

Maemish....incognito ...hahahahahaaaaa..
.after what you said you did..
That is the last thing you are...
"They" know exactly where you are Maemish...they triangulate your location by homing in on the frequency of the mercury in your teeth fillings...

you make me laugh funny funny guy...you...