hahahahaha God Dave... You are great! I doubt that it would work though... It would eat everything around it including the containment and mount you had it on... the riding lawnmower with umbrella and drink tray you are riding in... oops ...the "tank" you are in...I meant to say.. and then it would start burrowing very rapidly (since the weight of it would be overwhelming) ...eating all the way...to the core of the planet...and then start munching on the planet from the inside out.... Sorry man...we got no "Unobtainium" to make a containment device for something like a black hole.... Afraid all we have right now is stuff that would end up feeding it. There was a bad film about a research center with a business ceo who thought it was a good idea to create a black hole here on earth in "safely" confined conditions... Epic disaster film....(and really a bad modern B film to boot)