The entirety of your posted attempt at getting specific results and again and again with question marks at the end of queries ...essentially asking "Where or what am I doing wrong?"

Is either :
A - ASKING OTHERS FOR HELP.

or ..

If not A... as you are stating now that your entire post...its contents...the trial and error you are doing....
And the way you are asking for help....right down to punctuation..
isn't actually asking for help at all...
But meant purely as rhetorical questions to yourself...
And the entirety of said post was meant only to amuse.

Then ..

It must be

B- you are engaging in mental and (since this is a forum of discussion) social masturbation.

Regardless...
Whether A or B..
I am not impressed ..

We are either mistaking words like "what am I doing wrong?" ...at face value as asking for help..
And we are idiots for doing so since you now are stating the questions you posed are purely rhetorical.
And pointing to the header to justify it.

Or...

We are idiots applauding your brilliant navel gazing attempt at amusing us.

Either way...
I'm done....

Seacrest out!