Hahahahahaha
I choked on my coffee from laughing...
I wasn't ready for that wiki...
Gotta warn a guy.

I agree ...too...
forget the Turing phone...
or its successor
the Hubble phone...
there is a new kid on the block ....
named after the other telescope project....
The Event Horizon phone...
and just like the phenomena it studies ...
it will eat memory,
devour your wallets contents,
and all around ...
just suck....
Like a black hole should.