Given your high standards i am totally up for the Shaih(kritzer) No1

Seriously, i do not consider you a troll.
I have seen you where quite exited about the device and at some point your mood turned around.
That troll category should be reserved for those senseless "just arguing for the sake of arguing" type imo.
But Olf is a great and tough (real life) moderator as i can assure you.
If your style of trying to bring your point across raises his and others troll flag it should give you serious signals. Do not rely on my unexperienced opinion.
I just feel you could pull together all your social skills to sound less accusing, ranting and entitled.

Just try to think of us all sitting in a room, would you talk like that? Or be much more cautious and friendly?

My remaining question on topic simply is, what is your point?
Or your ivan durak analogie from the film, what do you want to warn us from? What gives you the impression we need to be warned at all?

This is a jolly round of old guys celebrating that finally one of us gets his butt up and shows the world how great kbd phones could have been.
And you loudly pick on every slight inconvenience and behave like you are insulted or need to facepalm?

Formulate your critical opinion or findings respectfully like everyone else does and you can be sure to be respected.