I did not say it failed the theme. The first post set out the theme explicitly and all the entries, including yours, were perfectly within the rules. I said all the entries tried really hard to fit the theme by taking the alternative meaning of the word portrait. Only robthebold was brave enough to take the primary meaning:

portrait [ pawr-trit, -treyt, pohr- ]
noun

1. a likeness of a person, especially of the face, as a painting, drawing, or photograph:
   a gallery of family portraits.
2. a verbal picture or description, usually of a person:
   a biography that provides a fascinating portrait of an 18th-century rogue.

Isn't it time for counting the votes, BTW?