@catbus, wow. I can recommend a book "Interesting Times" by Terry Pratchett, in which the hero travelled to a distant land where words had different meaning depending on how you pronounced them. So a "shovel" could become a "mother in law" if you did not pronounce it properly.

@juiceme, you are absolutely, definitely, undoubtedly, male. Or at least your bike picture has been drawn by someone who is