Ok, so I've built a couple of silly little levels. I decided to post them here, since the files are so small and this way, everyone can try them and proceed to mock me.

Unzip the levels into your ~/.numptyphysics dir. I arbitrarily named the levels 97 and 98, you can change the level numbers to whatever you want. Once you re-open Numpty Physics, you'll have my two levels at the end. Use the right D-pad button to skip through the other levels.