Club him over the head. Then stick the phone in his back pocket, give him the N8x0 with a BT headset paired to both, and he's good to go when he wakes up.

Serious advice: on point 2, the way I (a yankee) hear it, Euros are treated about the same as Canadian dollars; that is, a device priced at 100 USD, will usually be priced at 100 CAN, and also at 100 EUR. So he's probably better off buying it here, if he can find it.