Only now does it become clear that:

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

Using PenguinBait's KDE and the Debian armel chroot with full access to all of the tablet's hardware, we have a COMPLETE WORKING DEBIAN SYSTEM ON THE TABLET.

I can install and run Epiphany Webkit, Gimp, VLC... you name it, all on the tablet, and all recognizing the tablet's hardware, SD cards, WiFi, bluetooth, and USB connections, and all working alongside the tablet's interface... no compiling, no hassles, all running at full speed.

I'm in heaven. This whole Debian thing went from being early beta to right-now-usable for me!

I will post several (astonishing) screenshots later today.