Fast forward-- quotes from some members after the next tablet comes out:

Karel: "It almost isn't as bad as I knew it would be."

GeneralAntilles: "I can't wait to see what the newbs post."

fanoush: "so much... power... must... resist..."

zerojay: "%^$&#@! Canadian code still isn't working for the N810."

IcelandDreams: "Speaking of Canada, is it compatible with my tin-can-and-string network?"

krisse: "cha-CHING! Time to start charging for Internet Tablet School!"

rcadden: "Great! Something else I won't have time to review!"

qwerty12: "wow, just seeing the specs added inches to my manhood!"