Guess I took it to mean an M2; re-reading, your interpretation is certainly reasonable. And, no, aside from the detail that I was completely joking, I wasn't planning on shooting from the hip... Not to discount the power of adrenaline, but lotsa stuff works better in the movies than in real life. (I had completely abandoned reality when I mentioned the XM214.)

Really, it's obvious that the way to go is with a Mk19, though.