to run WINE on your tablet, you need an old fashioned CRT monitor and a pair of jumper leads with "croc" clips.

take off the tablet's battery cover, and attach one croc clip to the metal grounding. attach the other lead to either your left nipple or your todger.

remove the back of the CRT, attach one cable to to the mains neutral, the other to the high tension circuit. then turn on the CRT. if you don't feel anything, lick the metal inside the tablet. this will give you the effect of running microsoft vista.

disclaimer: take professional advice from a qualified mental health doctor before trying this.