Thanks everyone, glad to help out when I can. I may not know what the hell I'm doing but I can copy and past like no one else!

@bunanson: No typos and I typed the whole damn thing on my n800!

@gemniii42: exactly, which is why step 6 is how to exit red pill mode.

Oh, and some more basic info, I did this on my N800 with OS2008 so I can't vouch for it's effectiveness on other systems.