Now a dayz, peeple bee dum. verry dum, we needz dum stuffs to makes our lifez simmples. Weendowz bees simples, soze i kin send my's moneez to Nigerian email scammers. Linuxz bees hards - 2 many wordz i has to typez. me likey spendz $200 for widowz upgrade that dusnt work too well.. makez me feels smart and axxcepted. me likey comfortz of internetz and e-z application installz of windows along wif spywarez and trojanz.

I like turtles FTW!