Ninety eight dollars?

Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!

I was hoping for something along the lines of perhaps $4.95 plus 38 cents in shipping.

Did I mention that I live in abject poverty?

Oh well.

Maybe I'll just create a streaky and scratchy sticky looking gray mess for a Desktop theme.

That way, the screen would blend in quite nicely and it won't bother me so much.