Woe unto my ignorance!

All this time I have been calling the 770 The Biggest Piece of Sh*t Known to Man.

It no longer is.

The throne is now occupied by that new Sony microPC UX, which I fondled at SonyStyle yesterday.

Go on, see what a TOTALLY WORTHLESS Magnification feature is like! Go on, see if you can stick *that* brick in a pocket! Go on, SQUINT!

Bloody hell, if only Nokia could get YouTube to work on the 770, I'd start giving it some *praise.*