Ha! I'll have to think about that - get the camera to take a picture of the scoundrel and send it along with the other file.

BTW: here is an example of the info that gets sent when the script executes:

Fri Jul 11 15:27:01 CDT 2008
USER TTY IDLE TIME HOST
My IP address is 168.7.209.45
OrgName: Rice University-Sesquinet
OrgID: SESQ
Address: Networking MS 119
Address: 6100 Main Street
City: Houston
StateProv: TX
PostalCode: 77005
Country: US

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RAbuseEmail: ipadmin@rice.edu

RNOCHandle: RUH-ORG-ARIN
RNOCName: Rice University Networking
RNOCPhone: +1-713-348-4989
RNOCEmail: ipadmin@rice.edu

RTechHandle: RUH-ORG-ARIN
RTechName: Rice University Networking
RTechPhone: +1-713-348-4989
RTechEmail: ipadmin@rice.edu

OrgAbuseHandle: RUH-ORG-ARIN
OrgAbuseName: Rice University Networking
OrgAbusePhone: +1-713-348-4989
OrgAbuseEmail: ipadmin@rice.edu

OrgNOCHandle: RUH-ORG-ARIN
OrgNOCName: Rice University Networking
OrgNOCPhone: +1-713-348-4989
OrgNOCEmail: ipadmin@rice.edu

OrgTechHandle: RUH-ORG-ARIN
OrgTechName: Rice University Networking
OrgTechPhone: +1-713-348-4989
OrgTechEmail: ipadmin@rice.edu

# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2008-07-10 19:10
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.
lo Link encap:Local Loopback
inet addr:127.0.0.1 Mask:255.0.0.0
UP LOOPBACK RUNNING MTU:16436 Metric:1
RX packets:41832 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:0
TX packets:41832 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0
collisions:0 txqueuelen:0
RX bytes:2099431 (2.0 MiB) TX bytes:2099431 (2.0 MiB)

wlan0 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
inet addr:172.16.31.233 Bcast:172.16.31.255 Mask:255.255.255.0
UP BROADCAST RUNNING MULTICAST MTU:1500 Metric:1
RX packets:6212 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:0
TX packets:4447 errors:5 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0
collisions:0 txqueuelen:1000
RX bytes:971277 (948.5 KiB) TX bytes:729225 (712.1 KiB)

traceroute to 128.42.206.11 (128.42.206.11), 64 hops max, 40 byte packets
1 10.72.65.253 (10.72.65.253) 7 ms 7 ms 7 ms
2 172.16.48.233 (172.16.48.233) [MPLS: Label 329 Exp 0] More labels 8 ms More labels 8 ms More labels 8 ms
3 172.16.0.246 (172.16.0.246) [MPLS: Label 357 Exp 0] More labels 8 ms More labels 8 ms More labels 8 ms
4 128.42.206.254 (128.42.206.254) 8 ms 7 ms 7 ms
5 128.42.206.11 (128.42.206.11) 7 ms 7 ms 7 ms