WTF? I'm fairly sure this isn't my doing</wrong!, see below>. I take good care of my n800 and, at any rate, no other part of the tablet--interior or exterior--exhibits this problem.

Nevertheless, today I took out my 8gb SanDisk card to toss it in the card reader and discovered that it was covered in a mildly sticky liquid. Folding up a piece of paper and sticking it into the slot revealed that the inside of the slot was pretty slimy too. WTFFFFFFFF???????!!!!!!

I also noticed the other day that a small green bug crawled out of the side of the screen, turned around, and crawled back in. I've heard that ants like to crawl into laptop keyboards---something about the electrical charge emitted by the machine.

Can it be that some colony of slimy bugs has set up shop inside my tablet?????? Anyone EVER have a similar thing happen? What should I do to ensure the safety of my beloved NIT?