For your luddite-friendly needs, I suggest an incredibly small, lightweight solution for storing your contacts. I have been using it for years, so I can guarantee its reliability. Never be "screwed" again, even when all you have is a landline! It is the qPIM! The "qole Paper Information Manager"! Print out 10 or so of your most frequently-used contacts on a tiny slip of paper. Include your calling-card information so you can make long-distance calls. Cut out this piece of paper and slide it in beside one of your credit / debit cards. Every 6 months to a year, when your contacts change enough to make it worth it, print out a new slip of paper. There. Problem solved. Next!